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Do you know who Chuck Norris is? Yes, the action movie star and six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Cool? You haven't heard anything more interesting yet. Here's what Chuck Norris Facts got for us:

About Training
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

That's the spirit of training!

About Counting Numbers
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

You better start counting now.

About the Periodic Table
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Sorry Dmitri Mendeleev.

About Scrambled Eggs
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Well, better ask Chuck how to do it.

About Mirrors
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.

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About Licking Elbow
Chuck Norris can lick his elbow.

I can do that too when I was a kid.

About the Computer Keyboard
There is no 'Ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

How does he do Ctrl-C then?



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